jBoxer » lettuce http://jboxer.com I change the directions of small pieces of metal for a living. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:23:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Does this count as ironic? http://jboxer.com/2009/09/does-this-count-as-ironic/ http://jboxer.com/2009/09/does-this-count-as-ironic/#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:34:57 +0000 Jake Boxer http://jboxer.com/?p=223 Salad with dressingI was sitting at my cubicle today, eating a salad (with fat free sun dried tomato dressing) for lunch. Despite a perfect knowledge of my spill-happy past, I ate the salad leaning back in my chair.

About halfway through, I decided I was just asking for trouble, and decided to lean over my desk for the rest of the meal. Two bites later, a piece of lettuce (covered in dressing) fell off my fork, hit the side of the desk, slid off the desk and onto my pants, then slid off my pants and landed on the floor.

It’s things like this that make me think God doesn’t exist.

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